Sex Toy Guide

Learn the ins and outs of our sex toys!

DILDOS - PENIS PUMPS - POCKET PUSSIES - SAFE SEX - LOVE DOLLS - TOY MATERIALS - TOY CARE

Sweet...simple...no batteries required. Dildos are the basic building blocks of bawdy behavior-as American as Mom and apple pie. In fact after getting herself plumb tuckered out from making all those apple pies, Mom probably retires to her bedroom (don't worry, this is someone else's Mom we're talking about) whips out her dildo, and goes to town before dropping off to sleep. Especially if Dad isn't ready, willing or able to give her some donging of the flesh-and-blood variety. That's because dildos are the perfect penile substitute. They're always ready, even when you aren't. Of course they're ready when you are, too. Want to see your slut suck dick while she takes hot cock in her cunt? Well, you could hire a male hooker or call up her ex-boyfriend. Or you could simply encourage her to bring to bed a dick of the definitely detached variety. A dildo in fact.

Don't get us wrong: We love vibrators and other electro-erotic objects too; but let's face it, there's something undeniably premeditated about any device that requires a battery. You've got to go to the store, buy the batteries, load up whatever sex toy...With dildos there are no such chores...no batteries to run out at the worst possible moment, either. Dildos are just there. Discretely, delightfully, deliciously there. Dildos are most definitely here, too. In fact we have tested just about the finest collection of the little darlings in the known universe. In all sizes, from finger-small to forearm large; and in all degrees of realism, from erotic abstractions to those so disquietingly detailed you'll think you're dealing with the handiwork of the former-Mrs. John Wayne Bobbitt. Scroll on down and see what we mean.

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Whether you're looking for a way to maximize your erectile potential, or simply want to enjoy all the major benefits of going out on a date without the inconvenience of actually having to talk to a woman, we'll help you find the perfect penis pump for you. There's been lots of debate as to whether penis-size really matters to a woman. To settle the matter once and for all, we suggest you ask yourself this simple question. "Suppose I were going out with a gorgeous, sensitive, understanding, intelligent, sexy, sensuous babe. Would such a superior person REALLY care about something as gross, crude and animalistic as the size of my dick?"

Just in case you were wondering, the answer is yes. Perhaps you're one of those fortunately endowed fellows who while pissing off the side of a bridge can tell how cold the water is AND how deep it is too. If so, you have our congratulations...now run along to some other section. As for the rest of us...take a look at these premium penis pumps primed for every penile persuasion. Every pump is like Army training for your dick: These pumps WILL help it be all that it can be! Better yet, they'll make your penis feel marvelous while they're helping it to look marvelous! And let's face it guys: Isn't making your penis feel marvelous, what life is all about?

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It's one of the strangest, most troubling paradoxes of the human condition: Although the ratio of women to men in the general population is about equal, it's lots harder to come by pussy than penis! Think about it: All most women need to do to find somebody to fuck them, is walk out of their door-or stay home and call up the pizza boy for that matter. On the other hand, most men spend most of their lives whining and begging for cunt. (Present company excluded of course-we are sure YOU have never begged for pussy.)

At last however, through the miracle of modern erotic-ergonomic design technology, then we proudly introduce the Final Solution to the Pussy Problem! Namely, these lovely anatomically accurate, erotically electrifying artificial vaginas.

We are stunned and amazed by the combination of sophisticated simplicity and prurient pleasure personified in each and every one of these deliciously dirty devices. Simply stated, these pussies put out anywhere, anytime you want. Which is something you just cannot say about even the most obliging of cunts that have real human females attached to them.

Whether you select the elegant simplicity of a non-electronic super-stretchy silicone gel-mold vagina, a basic vibrating sleeve, or a genuine fleshy-feeling full-size delightfully detailed replica of a famous porn starlet's gaping million-dollar cunt and ass...your choice need be determined only by your own erotic appetites and (pardon the pun) the depth of your pockets.

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Safe sex is about saving your life, or the life of your partner. Because of AIDS (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome), everyone should know about safer sex. HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) is the precursor to the AIDS virus and can infect anyone, regardless of sex, sexual preference, age, race, or economic class. Certainly, the occurence of AIDS is higher in some groups but it is by no means limited to "high risk" activity.

Practice Safer Sex by:

Abstaining from sex with other people.
Courting a monogamous relationship.
Using condoms.

Also, realize that not all sexually transmitted diseases are physically obvious. It is impossible to tell simply by looking at someone whether they are infected withany sexually transmitted disease(s). The closest one can come to a guarantee is a recent test officially disclosing a negative response to medical searches for said diseases.

Keep in mind that your logical thinking processes are impaired when consuming alchohol and whether you are drinking or not you should always be carrying protection or maintaining a protective lifestyle. Don't forget the risks from sharing needles as well. If you have been practicing unsafe sex it's never too late to start. At the very least start by using condoms, prove that you care about yourself and the world around you.

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The woman of your dirtiest dreams awaits you. She's always ready to do your bawdy bidding; always keeps pace with your passions, opening all her orifices to your every erotic appetite. There's simply no act you can conceive that's too sexually adventurous for her! Feel like fucking her in the cunt? Reaming her ass? Coming in her mouth? Just do it! No need to ask for permission. She exists exclusively for your enjoyment-ready to pleasure you whenever you please. And speaking of pleasure, consider if you will, the qualities that make for the very finest fucking. Sex is best when it's totally spontaneous of course, and passionately playful, erotically imaginative, full of fantasy and fun.

Well, those are all qualities you'll enjoy with ALL our lovely ladies, the living dolls in this collection. These sexy strumpets are truly amazingly-real sluts in the very best sense of the word. Pick a blonde or brunette...a ravishing auburn or raven-haired beauty...an African temptress...even a man with the biggest dick in the known universe! They all await your pleasure here. And because as we said, the very best sex is the kind that's full of fantasy and fun, remember one important fact as you amuse yourself with this bevy of beauties: They're not fake anything. They're real dolls!

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Whether it is silicone, pyrex, jelly, latex, or an other, we offer best sex toys made out of the best materials possible.

Hard Plastic Toys & Vibrators

Hard plastic toys made of a high strenght plastic which isn't flexible. They are least of likely to have a reaction with your skin and do not really absorb body fluids. The are the first generation of vibrators and typically have a lot of power. They come in many different lengths, girths, and assorted colors.

Jelly Sex Toys & Vibrators

Jelly toys are very soft to the touch and resemble the feeling of an erect shaft. They are made from a plastic called PVC. Jelly toys are ease to care for with simple solution of hot water and a mild soap. They come in many differt length, girths and assorted colors. More often the not a jelly sex toy is ususally a dong ( which doesn't vibrate).

Silicone Sex Toys & Vibrators

Silicone toys are one of the softest and most versitile toys on the market. The are made to absorb heat, freezing, and warm up to body temparatures. They are the most versitle toys for people with sensative skin. They come in many differ lengths, girths, and assorted colors.

Cyberskin Sex Toys & Vibrators

Cyberskin is the newest type of toy material. It looks and feels like the real thing. It does however require special maintainence. After cleaning the toy with hot water and a mild soap, dust it lightly with a cornstarch to keep the surfaces from getting tacking. Highly recommended!

Pyrex / Glass Sex Toys

Pyrex or sometimes called "glass toys" are made from an industrial grade Pyrex. These toys are becoming very popular. Not only are they a great sex toy, buy some of them can be like pieces of art work. Glass toys have a great advantage over others because they can get really slick during use. They can be cleaned and maintained with hot water and a mild soap

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First of all, Water-Based Lubricants work best with most toys. Oil and Silicone Lubes are mainly there for men taking care of themselves. Oil can get trapped inside the woman�s vagina and cause infection. Never use Vaseline or petroleum jelly on a toy it will break down the material of your toy.

Condoms can be used over any toy. This helps keep the fluids away from your toy. It also helps ensure safety if you are going to share your toys. (Just don�t forget to change the condom!!)

After use, spray a toy cleaner such as Safe Suds on the toy or wash/wipe down your vibrator with warm, soapy water, rinse and air dry. Be careful not to get the mechanical parts wet, or your vibe will become a paperweight.

Remember that Water safe does not mean Waterproof. Stick to one of our Sutera Toys Bathtub Bunnies, Liquid Pearl Vibrators or a bright colorful Waterproof Vibe. To be on the safe side anything without batteries, is always safe for the tub!

Take batteries out of your Vibe after you are done using it. This will prolong the life of your toy and your batteries.

Keep the cord on a plug-in vibe from bending where it attaches to the wand - that�s the achilles heel of the toy, and the reason most Magic Wands eventually die.

Keep the toys away from your pets and children! Often overlooked, but what an embarrassing situation that could be�. (Use your imagination!) To keep your toys put away where pets or children can�t come across them, pick up a Toy Box or for a less obvious place, transform an old box in to a new sexy toy home and store it under the bed, or in a closet.

Silicone Toys need to be stored in a plastic bag. Cyberskin� is best air-dried. If that isn�t possible just get it as dry as you can with a cloth, and then dust the toy with cornstarch so it will maintain it�s smooth surface.

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